So I heard you like BioWare...

Oh, he’s just playing hard to get.

Sorry about the whole not-posting-in-seven-months thing! We’re going to try to fix that.

He always knows just what to say to charm a girl.

But here’s my number, so even 170 years in the future you can’t escape this song.

In public? Wait… what are you talking about?

Benefits include dental.

Some people think Thane is weird. I don’t get it.

WE’RE REALLY FUNNY. DON’T JUDGE US.

I have nothing witty to add here.

PLEASE. THAT’S JUST WRONG. CREEPY AND WRONG.